I saw a fine looking nanny goat today.

[Pigmeat]

Her owner said her name is Nelly. After Wozniak takes your woman, I'll set you up with her, Al. Her owner told me she likes zinc buckets and poison ivy for brunch. Plastic buckets give her the wind.

BTW, Woz is on the way to Parumph to confer with Art Bell. Woz wants to see Art and Bob Lazar's, "Fansome Files." John Titor  may join them if he's not preoccupied with going back to the future.

Wozniak is making good time now that he's running that Segway on solar power, about a mile an hour. It won't be long now.

Nelly says, "Baaaa!"

[Fansome]

All goats are gray in the dark.

[Pigmeat]

Not this one, she's snow white with a light brown patch on the side. She practically glows. And what a tail!