Free Pork Chop!

[Pigmeat]

My nephew Pork Chop was arrested in Florida for whuppin' the ass of his of his boss and burying the SOB up to his waist with an endloader. The boss started the fight, but who get's locked up? That's right, the poor workin' man, Pork Chop. Hell, Pork Chop's boss was still chuckin' clods of dirt and threating to cut off Pork Chop's head. (His first threat to cut off young Chop's head is what started the fight.)  Pork Chop did the proper thing, smacking the unruly maniac in the head with an aluminum level with a swing that would have made Hank Aaron proud, to knock the fella cold until the looney wagon could come haul the mad dog away. Is that what happened? No. The running dog cops of Volusia County arrested young Pork Chop instead.

Free Pork Chop! Fat Lives Matter!

[Skipmuck]

This does not bode well for the labor-management relations at the Wal-Mart store they were working on......

[Pigmeat]

It's going to be tough for his Grandma Svetlana to get on as a cashier now, but the boy did the right thing.

[Skipmuck]

Grandma Svetlana would make a terrific greeter if they would let her wield that aluminum level, with good old Pork Chop parked outside the door with the bucket loader. That ought to serve notice to any potential shoplifters

[John Poet]

I was hungry when I opened this thread...

[John Poet]

I'm still waiting for my free pork chop....

I don't want to have to submit that false advertising claim with the Federal Trade Commission, so let's get on the stick with this!

[Fansome]

And the flowers bloom like madness, in the spring.

[Pigmeat]

Must you post on every thread I create, Al?

[Skipmuck]

And the flowers bloom like madness, in the spring.

I'm still waiting for my free pork chop....

The Walmart's up the road
Salvation a la mode
and a buy one get one free center cut pork chop