Maybe this will be enough to stop women from constantly asking, "Are you sure you know where you're going?" Just because their sense of the magnetosphere is blunted by hairspray fumes and aluminum in deodorants, doesn't mean men have the same impairment.
Personally, one of my great Grandaddies provisioned Dan'l Boone for his trip through the Cumberland Gap and provided him with a guide. (That's actually true, unlike most of this post.) It is physically impossible for the men in my family to get lost, although like ol' Dan'l we might get perplexed about the best way to get there. Especially if there are yappy women distracting us.
My Grandpa used to pretend to be lost just to tick Grandma off, with tricks like, "Well Hell, there used to be a road through here. Hand me the wire cutters boy, let's cut through this pasture and see where we end up." (This, unfortunately, is true, too.) The farmer was pissed as we came rolling past his house and hit the hard road, as was Grandma who had been quacking all the way, but Grandpa was right, there had been a logging road through there in the 40's. That man never got lost.
It's nice to see the boys at CowTech finally figure out Grandpa's Gift.