Backwards-walking caribou

[MDK2]

and everything else HAARP has done to the world.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-alaskas-creepiest-research-station-got-its-reputation?utm_medium=am

[Skipmuck]

"We're moving on to other ways of managing the ionosphere, which the HAARP was really designed to do. To inject energy into the ionosphere to be able to actually control it. But that work has been completed."

Hmmm.....

[Pigmeat]

Come by the FANCO booth at Bohemian Grove this year, Skip, and we'll show you how we do it. Once we scale down the flux capacitors anyone with a microwave and some foil will be able to do it. That lawn Nazi down the street that mows at 6 a.m. on Sunday mornings? Turn his yard into a desert. The FANCO Weather Control 5000 can do that and more. Plus, you can still use the microwave normally via a switch that bypasses the flux capacitor. And we have a failsafe autopilot, not like that stuff "Brand X" sells. Just set the timer and forget.

Remember folks, it's FANCO for all your weather control and kitchen needs.

[Skipmuck]

I am very much intrigued at the possibilties offered by FANCO! Sadly, I am unable to attend this years Bohemian Club get together...I will sorely miss this years Cremation of Care ceremony in front of the Owl Shrine, and there's nothing like an Opus X amidst the redwoods with fellow associates of similar superior intellect. I hear the Grove Play is one for the history books! Perhaps you might give me a demonstration of the the Weather Control 5000 from afar with a little scorched earth just down the street from me...I've always hated that manicured lawn....how did you find out about Mr. "Lawn Order" anyway? Could you maybe seize up the engine on his John Deere while you're at it? Most normal people at this time are either going to church or having their own personal epiphany with the libation of their choice. Or listening to the Sunday morning shows on 43 meters
I am also interested in a potential modification of my coffee maker to raise the MUF...I think this would be a real winner! I have 2 microwaves and plenty of foil! One can never have enough foil for making hats.....

[Pigmeat]

The shrine was made by Al's first cousin, Burrowing Owl Fansome, CoB of the Miccosukee Casino, just west of Miami. He was just a poor gator wrestler when carved it out of a cypress stump with a chain saw. It looks just like ol' B.O. when the light hits it just right.

It wasn't a reference to your particular lawn Nazi. Neighborhoods across the country are infested with the dreaded Black Sock menace. As it says in the Good Book, "Blessed is the man who doesn't cut his lawn, for rabbits, rats and snakes must have a place to live also." Then there is this, "Render unto Caesar what is his, but render nothing unto the City or Home Owners Association. Selah." And on how to identify them. "You shall know them by their dress, Bemuda shorts, dress socks, and wing-tips. When they pass look away, for they are the lepers of the lawns."

There's a lot about lawn Nazi's in Revelations, but it can be difficult to interpret. Something about a charismatic fellow who doesn't like crab grass and loves numbering things. The "Anti-Grower" or something like that? But don't sweat it, Jesus and the Anti-Mower lay the wood to him.

[ka1iic]

Caribou?  plaaaahhh

Now tap dancing Moose are the thing to see!

first you start with a half gallon of 151 rum and .....

zzzzzzzzzz