Al told me it was Transcendental Meditators and refrigerators. He wears foil covered earplugs, shiny side in.
I like to hum, and sometimes whistle, and will occasionally slap out a wicked version of "Hambone" on the outside of my thigh, but I've never thought it would draw attention?
"Hambone, Hambone have you heard
Al Fansome thought he was bird.
Hambone, Hambone where you been?
With ol' Al, that darned penguin.
Hambone, Hambone, Hambone, Hambone"
I thanks ya! Pass around the hat will ya Chris? Next show at 9:30. I may cover "Chicken Train" if there's a good turn out. We might get ol' Pat Murphy to do a buck dance. Those Smith Mountain boys can rip it up.
Pat's better than his cousin Jessco White, but he ain't half as bright. Probably makes him dance harder. He can do a mean Bunny Hop.