Al, how is the "Help Kim Get New Bling Fund" coming along?

[Pigmeat]

I'm still in shock that poor girl was robbed in the rough aristocratic neighborhoods of Paris. I hope we can help her.

I am confused about one thing. With the sheer mass of her hips and buttocks, how were the miscreants able to escape it's gravitational pull? Reggie Bush was one of the great athletes of his era and it got everything but his fillings before he was pulled loose by a passing Michael Moore. Isn't Kanye ponying up for the dense silicone she needs in her rotator's to act as gyroscope to keep her from falling over as she walks? Sometimes I think all that guy cares about is fish sticks.