A Penguin polo with blue and white plaid overlaid by burgundy and teal stripes. I wore it to the comic book store with my largest pager on my belt. The girl geeks went wild! Wait until I get my Naugahyde pocket protector back from the cleaners and show off my vintage slide rule to the ladies.
"I'm the Sheik of Silicone Valley, in front of your doorstep I'll sleep..."