Alluvial, you need worry more about getting the treasure back in the Death Valley caves before the Family gathers for Charlie's resurrection in two days than you do about some made-up ape. They're going to go helter-skelter on your butt when they find the dune buggies and the Death Ray missing.
BTW, calamari gives you brain bubbles. Didn't you learn your lesson about those with that French snot cheese?