Al, steer that hurricane...

[Pigmeat]

at the Big Island to put that pesky volcano out. Thanks!

[Josh]

If too much water gets into the magma chamber via fissures and whatnot..... there'll be an earthshattering kaboom.

[Pigmeat]

I wonder if I'll be able to hear it on my FANCO Super Regen? Huge ceramic knobs kill hand capacitance on that baby.

[JimIO]

there'll be an earthshattering kaboom. Then the market will crash and everyone will be very poor.

[radiogaga]

I see what you did there

[Fansome]

Sorry, no can do. Someone has to do something about that d*mn poi.

[Pigmeat]

The volcano is out and the taro has been washed out to sea in the floods. Luckily there's enough Spam in storage in lava tubes under Diamond Head to keep the population of Hawaii fed for years. You wouldn't want angry Samoans rampaging in the street. They were a great band, but a mean bunch if dinner was late.