Commander Bunny now the most popular and powerful Pirate of all time!

[PiratePoptart]

here's a tid bit from the FRN:
Its true. Commander Bunny is now the most popular and powerful Pirate Radio operator that ever lived. Don't believe us? Just check out the numerous websites, that warn of his control of the FRN, Obama and the Freemasons. http://whisperinyourfear.blogspot.com/
Read the blogs that credit Commander Bunny with controlling virtually every person in and behind Pirate Radio. http://tcsshortwave.blogspot.com/
And the wannabe-pretender-pirate-boards that can't go a day without acknowledging Commander Bunny's overpowering presence in Pirate Radio. http://www.hfunderground.com/board/
BUT

Is it yet another hoax perpetrated on the slack-jawed, lip-droolers, by Commander Bunny?

Is Commander Bunny actually Guise Faux?
If you believe anything on the Radio Paranoia website, HE IS! Guise even admits it! Is Guise lying about this? Or about everything?

Is Commander Bunny controlling everything that Poet says and does? If you believe what Poet (who may actually be Commander Bunny) says, Commander Bunny controls everything and everyone in Pirate Radio.

Is Commander Bunny behind the sock-puppets who infest HF Underpants? (roughly 1/2 of the posters)

Is it any wonder, with all this attention to his every move, his every action, that Commander Bunny is the most popular Pirate Radio Operator the world has ever seen? Can all these blogs, websites and boards be wrong?

He got NRS so spooked, he writes to new posters on HF Underpants, warning them of all the evils that are Commander Bunny using a phony name of "chloe". The guy can't get enough of the "Bunny". He obsesses over him, he has photo's of him in his trailer, he pretends, he is Commander Bunny to occupy his time as he has no friends. Poor sad monkey.

Or is it yet another ruse to fool the ape-humans? He's done it before!

And if you believe anything these websites and blogs have to say about Commander Bunny, HE IS BEHIND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON 24/7! Is it any wonder he is running for President? He runs Pirate Radio, he runs the FRN, he makes Guise piss his pants with the flick of his tail, he conspires with the Freemasons to get your social security numbers.

Face it, these websites confirm it, Commander Bunny is the most powerful, popular and feared Pirate Radio Operator of all time.

But more importantly, why has he operated for 40+ years and never been busted? How could a Pirate Operator of such high profile, with a website, ebay and more broadcasts than any other single pirate around, get away with it for so many decades?

Does Commander Bunny control the Federal Government along with the FRN, Radio Paranoia, TCS, Chevron Oil and Fox News?

The proof is everywhere. No other pirate radio Operator gets as much attention, has so many websites about him, has his every move rumored and gossiped about, than Commander Bunny.

The issue is so simple, even the slack-jawed, lip-drooling, knuckle-draggers who read the FRN, HFU, TCS and Radio Paranoia know, you vote for anyone else but Commander Bunny for President, at your own risk.

The truth is out there! Now you finally know it. Commander Bunny is behind it all!

Just imagine (if you have an imagination) how boring Pirate Radio would have been the past 20-years, without Commander Bunny jerking your chains! Looks like he's done it yet again monkey-boys!

Hope yah have a good night
73's
Dj Poptart
PS This isn't from me it's from the FRN...

[John Poet]

Well, now its official--

You're his new "meat-puppet".

[Fansome]

To paraphrase someone else (because I can't recall who said it), let's just stop giving airtime to these idiots. If and when the FRN comes back up, they can spew and spasm all they want there; if people want to pay attention, then that's their privilege.. I know I am as guilty as anyone of keeping the "pirate wars" going, but I think we at HFU now have a good chance of just walking away from it all, and getting back to the hobby, sans the FRN cabal.

[Fansome]

Crap, just noticed my avatar. I need to get more .sleep. I don't look so good..

[John Poet]

To paraphrase someone else (because I can't recall who said it), let's just stop giving airtime to these idiots. If and when the FRN comes back up, they can spew and spasm all they want there; if people want to pay attention, then that's their privilege.. I know I am as guilty as anyone of keeping the "pirate wars" going, but I think we at HFU now have a good chance of just walking away from it all, and getting back to the hobby, sans the FRN cabal.

You're NOT 'as guilty as anyone'...

[Pigmeat]

Mighty magnanimous of you in your first act as King of All Pirate Radio,Al.

I knew the multiple personality thing would be the end of that Rabbit.

[corq]

If and when I ever vote rabbit, I'll vote DAVE RABBIT!

 See? There's more than one Rabbit in the Sea...

er, um, how does that phrase go again? A socket puppet on the hand is worth two in a forum? Wait...

*sigh* I haven't had coffee this morning.

[Zoidberg]

Very confusing.  How does anyone find time for all that blogging nonsense, and keep track of who's who? 

[John Poet]

All I can say is, it ain't me, bunny...

http://freeradiocafe.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=29

[Fansome]

I am now in control of all things.

Mighty magnanimous of you in your first act as King of All Pirate Radio,Al.

I knew the multiple personality thing would be the end of that Rabbit.