Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

[paranoid dxer]

A bishop decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday talk on the Word of Wisdom.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the bishop reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol- Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke -  Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -  Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -  Alive. 

So the bishop asked the congregation - 

What did you learn from this demonstration?                                         

AL was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said, 

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service