Hey! Limbaugh is a distant cousin of mine on the short, pudgy, numbskull side of the family.
Rush has been married what? Four times and still hasn't put one through the goalposts? I guess those rumors when he was younger were true. I wonder if he and Mike Savage go skipping down the streets in the Bay Area when Rush comes out to visit, singing "Three Little Maids From School" on their way to the bath houses? Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just, umm, eh..., odd, to see when it's performed two elderly fat midgets.