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General Radio Discussion / Re: when mellowing out...

« on: November 28, 2012, 0730 UTC »

coast to coast am for nap time
the hamster bands for humor
shortwave for music and doomsday preachers
also music on Radio Free Bob

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North American Shortwave Pirate / Re: EAM 6925 KHz USB 0035 UTC (11/24)

« on: November 24, 2012, 0109 UTC »

BOR Blue Ocean Radio ?

tryin to stir up some action well get on with the show

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General Radio Discussion / HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

« on: November 22, 2012, 0549 UTC »

A old man named AL received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
AL tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, AL was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. AL shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

AL, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, AL quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto AL's outstretched arms and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my despicable and unforgivable behavior."

AL was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Above Sea Level

« on: November 20, 2012, 0154 UTC »

Quote from: Pigmeat on November 20, 2012, 0141 UTC

Quote from: Fansome on November 19, 2012, 2323 UTC
I had a dream once, where I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

How did you get to be a moderator here, Al? Kidnap Chris' parents and put them in a hole in your basement?

is that like a reference to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Al you relly should lay off the marshmallows

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North American Shortwave Pirate / Re: Radio Braemage 6925 AM 11/4/2012 0215Z

« on: November 04, 2012, 0227 UTC »

Radio Free Mars 02:27 id

signal steady as she goes minor fades

Rocket Man Major Tom

sex habits of teens and drugs

02:49

02:55 audio off carrier still present

thanks

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General Radio Discussion / Re: IS PIRATE RADIO DEAD ?

« on: October 23, 2012, 0538 UTC »

Quote from: Pigmeat on October 23, 2012, 0531 UTC

I could never figure out how the Cubans and the Nicaraguans got to the States in the first place in the original. A secret invasion force floated in on inner tubes from Cuba and the Nicaraguans hitchhiked up?

I figure it went somethin' like this.........

The Mexican - US border, 1982;

"No Jefe',we're not Nicaraguan troops,we're varmint hunters headed for the alto plano."

A stoic border agent,we'll call him Al, replies, "Gopher killers, 'eh? Since that Carl guy went on that rampage in California,it's been hard to get kids to go into the field. I guess someone has to do it,you can barely go for a walk in the yard without stepping in a hole."

"Let me check your paperwork gentlemen,I'll be right back."

"Si' Jefe'."

A few minutes later,the agent returns.

"Senor Ortega?"

"Si'."

"Everything checks out. Welcome to the United States. Feel free to write your gopher exterminating friends at home the door is always open to men of their profession."

"Si',Jefe',si'! Heh,heh,heh...... "