A friend's wife is a distant relative of the late Harv. If I'd only known way back when, you wouldn't have had to settle for that back-up school, you would have received a free ride to Mudd.
Sorry, but I didn't know she was part Mudd until Thursday night. I thought she was that Dirt guy's long-lost sister? She's related to the Clay's of Kentucky, too, but I steer clear of it. It's still a sticky matter with the Mudd's.