Whew! This funeral is going to take all day. We've just got past the part where he decides to give up on the pencil mustache and go with the beard when Raul shouted out, "Not a neck beard Fidelito, it's not done!" and collapsed. He's still in hysterics.
Fidel never listened to his brother, the Tim Gunn of Cuba, when it came to fashion and grooming advice.
I haven't seen Al since he went off in search of the rumored Cuban Super Cow yesterday. Half the size of a regular cow and said to give twice as much milk. Fidel was working hard on it in the 70's and 80's. Al is sure if it's a real Super Cow, it will give chocolate milk. The only way I can keep track of him is his posts here. Arnie Coro wonders why I put up with him? He says Al's penguin obsession is the talk of the RHC staff who read this board constantly for broadcasting tips.
Oh crap! I just heard a "mooo" and a "Giddyup Bossie!" heading this way. More later if we survive this thing.