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Author Topic: Al, your ex's brother Vlad is in trouble again.  (Read 984 times)

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Al, your ex's brother Vlad is in trouble again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 2250 UTC »
Riling up the Muslims in Syria and pushing for warm water ports in the Ukraine.

We both know his problem is he's short. If your rail gun is set up, bean him in the head with a titanium coated tangerine. I'll send you his location, you can't miss that shiny scalp. The knot should give him three or extra four inches and might knock some sense into him. God knows the lifts we sent him didn't do a damned thing.

Personally, I'd send in penguin sappers to shut down the ports of Murmansk and Vladivostok after his hijinks over the past couple of years. Make the Russian SOB eat bark and grass this winter.

The entire situation is akin to putting Kracker in charge of a third rate convenience store. "No Gas for you!" "Sell you cigarette for dollar!" "Nyet, all Goat Porn mags belong me!" "Dah, I standing up pally! You want dance?"