And the birthday of the man who taught me how to cause chaos on a grand scale. There should be parades of Penguins and "Legitimate Businessmen's Associations" from one end of the Hemisphere to the other.
R.I.P. Uncle Red, I'd have never learned statistics, probability, and how to balance the books if it hadn't been for you. Or proper phone etiquette, talking in code, outting rats, or how to kneecap a welcher with a ballpeen hammer, standing still or fleeing. They don't teach you those things in Boy Scouts.