Lorem Ipsum

[Fansome]

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[Zoidberg]

Nunc omnes boni viri in adiutorium partis. Vivamus et salit super ignavus canis. Admirati praetereunte solito quantitas sanguinis.  Insert tab in, porticus quae items include destinata ordinare cum vultu tuo overall document. Vos can utor has inserere galleries mensae caput capitis, pes, album, cover pages, aedificium impedit alium tractatum. Ut vos partum pictures, Carnotense, vel figuris, etiam applicata current document tua respicere.  Peius est quam ignorari subiacere rumor.  Sic semper leporidae.

[syfr]

THIS is why you shouldn't mix LSD and Jack Daniels!  :-)

[outhouse radio]

Cupio vitae retro Sequitur:
 Tu mortuorum proficiscar impetrabunt de via.
 Tunc surgere domum nutrix sentiens cotidie melius.
 Tunc calce cogis egressi quod nimium valeant. Uestris otium
 colligunt tuo pensionem.
 Tunc vos satus opus aureum cogis tuis vigilia, dies unus.
 XL annis niteris insquequo you're puer laborare.
 Comparare te School bibe Alcohol, partis vestri '
 fere promiscuum.
 Tunc primum ad scholam fis hedum ludis, et
 officia non.
 Ambulaveritis ex Infans et ..........
 Vos prodigo vestri permaneo mensis IX placida natantes luxuriae, Spa-like
 condiciones - centrum calefactio tap locum ingrediatur, et .............
 Tu ut conficere gaudens. 
Translation ::::
 I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then ..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............
You finish off as an orgasm.