Honor Your Loved One’s Memory By Firing Away

[paranoid dxer]

http://www.disinfo.com/2011/08/honor-your-loved-ones-memory-by-firing-away/

    If you’d like to go out with a bang, Holy Smoke LLC offers to pack your cremated ashes (or those of your loved ones) into ammunition cartridges. You tell them the caliber or gauge, ship the remains to them, and they’ll load the cartridges:

    Once the caliber, gauge and other ammunition parameters have been selected, we will ask you (by way of your funeral service provider) to send approximately one pound of the decadent’s ash to us. Upon receiving the ashes our professional and reverent staff will place a measured portion of ash into each shot-shell or cartridge.[...]

    Our return shipment to the sender will be the finished ammunition, boxed in available labeled ammunition boxes. We also offer mantle-worthy wooden carriers with engraved name plates. Your return shipment will also include any unused ash in a separate, labeled container.


WTF !!

[cmradio]

*facepalm*

Rest in Peace

[Northern Relay Service]

   I hear there is a newly introduced package they offer for really patriotic ,red necked ,red blooded.Americans.
 For a decent charge they will load your ashes into military cartridges bound for far off places to kill Muslims . The extra charge is hefty at 10 grand ,but totally tax deductible as the proceeds go directly to the US military.What better way to support your nation,now that it's broke .You receive for your mantle a nice depleted uranium engraved case with your loved ones name and kill ratio for their ammunition lot.Which is meticulously recorded ,including women and children. 

 I even heard that George Bush himself had the ammunition that killed Osama Bin Laden loaded with one of his favorite dogs ashes.What a way to add insult to injury!!

[cmradio]

If that is true, I cannot see any difference between the foes

Peace!