Info on Lincolnshire Poacher

[Pigmeat]

Yes. The stuff was infested with cheese mites; they burrowed into my skull, resulting in a severe case of brain bubbles. Luckily, they found that my thoughts were too weighty to digest, and they all died fairly quickly. There were no permanent damage, outside of a permanent "fizzing" noise that I hear whenever I go swimming.

Weren't you nearly done in by a homicidal Camembert a couple of years back, Alfy? Bad cheese isn't a laughing matter, you bunch of bellowing barbarian baboons.

An Italian miller named Menocchio was burned at the stake in 1599 for trying to explain the dangers of the larval form of cheese mites, the cheese worm, to Vatican authorities, the swiss heads! I recommend Carlo Ginzburg's history of Menocchio and his supposed "heresy", the"Cheese And The Worms", for anyone who doubts in the long and deadly history of cheese mites and their larvae.

You had a close call, Al.