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Huh? / Re: Just to let you know that 10 meters is really hot! 1522utc oct22

« on: October 24, 2013, 0917 UTC »

10 meters isn't enough distance to get to Europe.

What gives? Do radio waves warp space or something?

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Huh? / Re: YHWH Pirate

« on: October 24, 2013, 0911 UTC »

             

     

                             

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Orionid meteor shower this week

« on: October 21, 2013, 2051 UTC »

Were those people washing up on the beach taking a bath,

or a shower?

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Orionid meteor shower this week

« on: October 21, 2013, 0537 UTC »

I think I may have seen a member of this group of meteors on the way home from shopping Saturday night. It was around 11:15 pm Central Standard Time.

The meteor was unusually bright and long lasting (guessing about 1 sec.) and sputtered a bit before disappearing.

The direction was nearly exactly from west to east, angled slightly towards the south.

It's also unusual in that I saw this from my car while I was driving. Also, all this is highly visible in spite of bright moonlight on that night, as well as being in the middle of a light-polluted city of around 56,000 inhabitants.

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General Radio Discussion / Re: NOO- THE GOVERNMENT IS OPEN AGAIN:(

« on: October 21, 2013, 0527 UTC »

I'm going downtown tomorrow to have my faces straightened.

They're running a 2-for-the-price-of-one.

They do the thing, where you get your faces powdered, kneaded, and flattened.

You have to, if you want to get into comedy, that is.

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General Radio Discussion / Re: My Dx live/Recording.

« on: October 21, 2013, 0523 UTC »

How's your Casio?

That's a good picture of you on the video.

Reminds me of Abraham Lincoln for some reason.

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Huh? / God Save The Queen

« on: October 20, 2013, 1350 UTC »

Is he dead yet?

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General Radio Discussion / Re: HAM operator goes looking for love on eham.net

« on: October 20, 2013, 1322 UTC »

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Huh? / New face, new policies

« on: October 20, 2013, 1253 UTC »

I have had extensive plastic surgery recently, due to disfiguring injuries.

But the good news is,

My hair grew back!!!

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General Radio Discussion / Re: NOO- THE GOVERNMENT IS OPEN AGAIN:(

« on: October 20, 2013, 1246 UTC »

You guys have been hurting us lately.

My face is messed up real bad.

Please stop, or I'll call the authorities.

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Huh? / Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel

« on: October 20, 2013, 1243 UTC »

Depends.

If you're old enough,

WARM MILK.

If not, Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban,

OR,

Michael Collins Irish Whiskey.

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Propagation

« on: October 17, 2013, 0458 UTC »

Stuart acts "good" until he knows that you know that he's the son of Fansome.

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Make your own Enigma Replica

« on: October 13, 2013, 0630 UTC »

I wish I knew what the word "enigma" means.

I think it has something to do with enemas--aren't they the same thing?

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Gv't shutdown FCC "agents" on furlough?

« on: October 13, 2013, 0625 UTC »

Hey, I don't think so?

On the way back home tonight, I saw a couple FCC spooks that seemed to be surveilling me and my dog, Fart.

They were hiding in the bushes behind my house.

Who would've thought of that? BUSHES AS A HIDING PLACE!

Yikes!

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General Radio Discussion / Re: Why are HF frequencies listed in Kilohertz?

« on: October 13, 2013, 0550 UTC »

ONE MORE THING, then I'll be quiet.

I remember the first time I heard "The Big Fart."

Reading the post by RedHart brought back lotta memories.

I used to listen to The Fart day and night.

I'd turn it up as loud as it would go.

Of course I realize The Fart was just another noise on the radio,

but in those days, The Fart was like a friend to me.

It was like having a real live friend in the room with me,

and I'd actually skip school in order to spend more time

doing nothing but listening to The Big Fart.