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5491

General Radio Discussion / Re: Strike 3! A Third CME Raises Watch to G3 Level for 22 June 2015

« on: June 21, 2015, 2348 UTC »

Oliver, you're skirting the boundaries of Fansomeland. Be very careful, he doesn't like people on his turf or in his skirts.

5492

North American Shortwave Pirate / Re: WPIG 6925 USB 0029 UTC JUNE 21, 2015

« on: June 21, 2015, 1507 UTC »

Obviously a homage by one of my fans.

5493

Huh? / Re: I have finally graduated high school!

« on: June 21, 2015, 1505 UTC »

Congrats!

Now you can get in real trouble such as debt, marriage, voting for jugheads, and joining the military. But you still can't buy a beer.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

5494

Huh? / Re: I leave the country for a week and what happens?

« on: June 21, 2015, 1457 UTC »

I ran into some Mexican guys who knew where the hole in the fence was.

5495

Huh? / I leave the country for a week and what happens?

« on: June 19, 2015, 2044 UTC »

I come back to find that my business partner, a fellow we all know, has bought a Canadian Football League franchise. He used the excuse, "I thought a CFL franchise involved lightbulbs?"

Sadly for the citizens of Montreal, their beloved Alouettes are to be renamed the Montreal Al O. Ettes. What an ego!

5496

North American Shortwave Pirate / Re: Old Time Radio 6770 AM 2324 UTC 17 Jun 2015

« on: June 18, 2015, 1413 UTC »

Booming here last night w/ what sounded like an episode of "The Great Gildersleeve".

5497

General Radio Discussion / Re: Short Break

« on: June 18, 2015, 1407 UTC »

Is that Courtney Love?

5498

General Radio Discussion / Re: scheduled tests on SW to simulate Amelia Earhart’s radio distress calls

« on: June 18, 2015, 1406 UTC »

All I heard was "Send money to Ric Gillespie. Cash and blank checks only."

5499

General Radio Discussion / Re: The 1945 trial of William Joyce - Lord Haw-Haw - for High Treason

« on: June 16, 2015, 1044 UTC »

Wasn't Pat Murphy known as "Lord Hee-Haw" in one of his legit radio incarnations?

5500

Huh? / Re: Mr. Fansome, a question about our Bilderberg plans.

« on: June 15, 2015, 0832 UTC »

I concluded a deal with the Sultan. He's letting us have 50 billion barrels of whale oil in exchange for you building a HAARP facility in Brunei. We're set for life.

His special forces should be snat...... uh, picking you up soon.  Where do you want the oil delivered and how, on the fin or pre-rendered?

5501

Huh? / Re: Harpies!

« on: June 15, 2015, 0821 UTC »

It is set in the late Bronze Age when you two were in your prime.


Svetlana says "Hello". She won the womens division of the Bilderberg Group's Go-Kart derby. The folks at CERN were kind enough to let us use their particle collider as a track. You really missed out this year, Al.

5502

Huh? / Re: Jim Ed Brown, Smooth Voice on ‘The Three Bells’ and Other Hits, Dies at 81

« on: June 14, 2015, 0543 UTC »

I didn't know you wrote under the name of William Grimes, Al.

One of your best efforts, Billy Al.

If you'll excuse me, it's time to go pop a top again.

5503

Huh? / Re: Mr. Fansome, a question about our Bilderberg plans.

« on: June 13, 2015, 1218 UTC »

Boy howdy, Al, the Merk was ticked at you last night!  Someone showed her live footage of you getting out of a stretch limo with Ann Coulter and Caitlyn Jenner at an event in L.A.

Things are good here in Bilderberg. We went on a traditional peasant hunt this morning. You should see them jump when you let loose on a covey of them with a matchlock.


(No lethal loads were used, in case any of you peasant huggers are concerned.)

5504

General Radio Discussion / Re: scheduled tests on SW to simulate Amelia Earhart’s radio distress calls

« on: June 13, 2015, 1158 UTC »

This is going to have someone spitting penguins.

5505

General Radio Discussion / Re: Art Bell’s Midnight in the Desert Sets a Premiere Date of July 20th

« on: June 11, 2015, 1301 UTC »

It wasn't me.

You might want to ask Al, he grew up in that neck of the woods. "Death Valley Fanny" is what they called him. I know, it sounds more like what you try to remove with "20 Mule Team Borax Soap", but it is what it is.