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5926

General Radio Discussion / Re: mystery radio bursts messages from ALIENS?

« on: May 25, 2014, 0022 UTC »

Being in the military myself, I heard a story (2nd hand unfortunately) about the lock-up room where some of the Roswell stuff is under guard.

That would be Al Fansome's trailer.

5927

Huh? / Re: Traffic sign hacked to warn of "Godzilla attack"!

« on: May 25, 2014, 0005 UTC »

You should warn people before you come to town, Al. It's the polite thing to do.

5928

Huh? / Re: Illuminati, Mind Control and Hurricanes: Conspiracy Theories Follow HAARP

« on: May 25, 2014, 0001 UTC »

Do you think your home state went up flames last week for no reason, Don Alfonzo? The fires were set by the Penguin sappers of the Illuminati.

5929

Huh? / Re: Casey Kasem's daughter claims he's been kidnapped, plans to file police report

« on: May 16, 2014, 2216 UTC »

Lebanese Indians?

5930

Huh? / Re: Illuminati, Mind Control and Hurricanes: Conspiracy Theories Follow HAARP

« on: May 16, 2014, 2215 UTC »

The Illuminati is well aware of you, Mr. Fansome.

5931

General Radio Discussion / Re: If I ever decide to do any pirating...

« on: May 14, 2014, 2237 UTC »

Ok, now you've done it. You are NEVER going to get a Radio Al Fansome QSL. Yes, read it and weep. It was not the greatest station in the world; the shows were poorly produced, and the signal suffered from technical malfeasance, but the QSLs were remarkable, and now you're not going to get one. So there.

Too late, Al. You sent me QSL #1 of the Beeman's Bunny Target series back in '02.

5932

General Radio Discussion / Re: If I ever decide to do any pirating...

« on: May 14, 2014, 1636 UTC »

Don't you ever shut up?

5933

Huh? / Re: Attention Al Fansome: Today is World Penguin Day

« on: May 08, 2014, 1915 UTC »

In an EPA press release today, it was announced that a Sr. Tennessee Tuxedo IV of Chile, has developed a stable, reproducing, puffin - penguin hybrid that the EPA hopes will rid the Great Lakes of the threat posed by Asian Silver Carp.

Phineas J. Whoopee, lead researcher on the Tuxedo team, lauded his team but expressed regret over the loss of his RA, Chumley, who passed away in the final weeks of tests, after choking on a mullet "He couldn't leave sardines alone. When he spotted that mullet he assumed it was a giant sardine. That was the end of our good friend Chumley.", lamented Whoopie.

The Penguin-Puffin Project will begin in late May in the southern Lake Michigan basin.

5934

Huh? / Re: Penguins aren't the only starfish in the sea

« on: May 08, 2014, 1856 UTC »

Someone told him Nickelodeon stopped production of "Sponge Bob" a couple of years back, didn't they?

5935

Huh? / Re: Attention Al Fansome: Today is World Penguin Day

« on: May 06, 2014, 2301 UTC »

Chilly Willy was seen body surfing the Cortes Bank this afternoon, Al. Only 50 more miles to San Diego.

5936

The RF Workbench / Re: Where do you go for schematics?

« on: May 02, 2014, 1411 UTC »

Where in the Hell have you been, Rev?

5937

Huh? / Re: BARK BARK

« on: April 30, 2014, 0706 UTC »

Boomer is highly thought of in the pirate radio community. By posting that pic, you've probably ticked off  95% of us.

In the words of Al Fansome, "Smooth move, Ex-Lax."

5938

Equipment / Re: Tips on broomstick receiving antenna

« on: April 30, 2014, 0643 UTC »

I've fooled around with homemade helical antenna's for listening for years. A simple random wire tuner makes all the difference in the world the things. The hat isn't necessary unless you plan on transmitting with the thing, IMO.

5939

General Radio Discussion / Re: Why tire pressure is SO important!

« on: April 28, 2014, 1011 UTC »

He obviously didn't top up his tires during the crucial week around the full moon. You can't defy the laws of the universe and not expect to pay for it.

5940

Huh? / Re: Attention Al Fansome: Today is World Penguin Day

« on: April 28, 2014, 0952 UTC »

It's an El Nino year coming up Al. The warm water reaching the Galapagos Islands may push the Galapagos Penguins north to cooler waters, say just west of Pasadena.

The lil' fellas would fit right in on the Channel Islands. A near perfect environmental match to their Galapagos home.