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Belinda and the gals with "Head Over Heels". No wonder ancient sailors mistook sea cows for women.

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Huh? / Leslie Van Houten approved for parole.......
« on: April 15, 2016, 1939 UTC »
I wonder how long if will be before she looks up her old beau, Al? The Eagles are purported to have written "Peaceful Easy Feelin' ", about Fansome and Leslie and their nights with their families in Death Valley.

The Fansome's and Manson's were the Montague's and Capulet's of Southern California in those halcyon hippie days.

If I were still pirating, I'd play Junior Brown's "You're Wanted by The Police" (And My Wife Thinks You're Dead) in honor of the joyous reunion. If anyone else would care to play it for the happy couple, feel free.

273
Huh? / So I was hunting gators in Florida.......
« on: April 13, 2016, 1740 UTC »
when I ran into my old Miccosukee friend, Burrowing Owl Fansome, or "Owl" as his friends call him. He told me his cousin Al was swallowed whole by a 14 footer on a gator farm while eating a tofu sandwich with brie on the side. I remarked I didn't realize gators liked tofu and brie. He said no, the gator had mistaken Al for a tall hunk of turkey jerky. I replied that it was a reasonable mistake.

When I asked about the gator's well being after swallowing such a load, he told me that two drunken hog hunters had heard a voice coming from the gator, assumed it was cursed and shot the thing. I asked "Were they arrested for gatorcide?", he said "No" and they hauled it around the region on an end loader taking pictures at every stop. When they stopped by Denny's for lunch they hit a speed bump and out dropped Al. He demanded pie and more tofu. The hog hunters angry that Al falling out of the gator dropped the weight of the thing to below the world record, threw him into a passing truck.

Owl said Al showed up at his place a couple of days later, bedraggled, but none the worse for the wear, saying "God as my witness, I will never eat tofu and brie again!" Owl told Al he thought that was a good idea and offered Al some pan fried penguin. He said Al fled his place screaming.

Owl then asked me if I'd seen or heard of Al lately? I said I tried my best not to, to which Owl replied, "Who doesn't.", but I had to admit he was still posting here. Owl was befuddled as to why they let Al post anywhere, but told me to ask Al to call home, his girlfriend was worried. I said, "The real girlfriend or the blow-up girlfriend? You know how Al is." Owl chuckled and nodded knowingly before replying, "The real one."
I said I would and bid him goodbye.

Over the past few days I've found myself caught between a rock and hard place on this one. How is Al going to explain being caught emerging from deep inside a female alligator in a Denny's parking lot? The goats are bad enough, but reptiles? Regardless, a promise is a promise. AF, call home.

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Playing 70's/80's pop. Elton John's "Lido" into the Pointer Sister "We Are Family" and later on Steve Miller's "Let's Dance". A solid S-5 to start with but deep fades and peaks in the S-3 range later on. I heard what I think were id's by an OM, but no luck in pulling them out. They were still on the air when I came downstairs. Mucho static here.

275
Huh? / Al, I'm so sorry to hear of the passing........
« on: March 30, 2016, 0158 UTC »
of your identical cousin, Patty. How are you holding up?

276
Huh? / Now that Easter has passed, did Jesus see his shadow?
« on: March 28, 2016, 2154 UTC »
If so, does it mean Brother Stair gets six new affiliates or loses six old affiliates?

277
Huh? / Al, remember when we used to hang out on rooftops.....
« on: March 27, 2016, 0044 UTC »
in Berlin in the 80's? Whatever happened to that acrobat you gave everything up for? She was way cuter than Belinda.

BTW, Peter Falk says "Hey". Your trench coat is waiting if you want to come back. The Big Guy says everything is cool.

278
Huh? / Commander Bunny in a brawl!
« on: March 22, 2016, 1733 UTC »
In a Jersey City mall. He dropped a guy's one year old daughter during a photo set. The fellow rightfully popped him between the ears, then all heck broke loose. It turns out the Bunny was wanted for fare hopping by the Transit Authority after his arrest.

Not only did he lose his bunny job, he's munching lettuce in the jailhouse now.


279
Huh? / Right Whales gathering off of Cape Cod.
« on: March 20, 2016, 1305 UTC »
And they thought that tiny great white shark was something back in '75. Wait until these beasts start ramming and sinking the local ferries to knosh on tourists by the hundreds this summer.

280
Huh? / No one of note dead today, Al?
« on: March 20, 2016, 1257 UTC »
Just wondering.

281
Huh? / Happy Pi Day!
« on: March 14, 2016, 1045 UTC »
That is all.

282
Huh? / Al, I have a serious question for you.
« on: March 13, 2016, 1031 UTC »
I'm getting feelers from both the Democrat and Republican Parties about getting into the race. As far as I know, no pirate radio type has ever run for the Presidency. If I do win the nomination of either party, will you be my Vice-Presidential candidate?

If we win, there will be chicks and beer. Just ask Bill Clinton.

283
Huh? / Al, about these whales.
« on: March 11, 2016, 0016 UTC »
I saw footage of a blue whale today, those things are huge! As God informed us in the Bible, Jonah was swallowed by one of these great Leviathans while doing a little summer boating. How long are we going to stand by while these beasts beach themselves in a ploy to scoop up a couple of hundred children in their great maws for a little snack? Did you ever stop to think Fred and Amelia were snatched out of the air by a rogue whale as they were landing on Howland Island? They can throw themselves high above the water, disappearing without leaving a trace of themselves, or their victims, on the surface.

God compels us to destroy the beasts before they can take to the land. Snap out of this penguin obsession and do your duty, man!

284
Huh? / Nothing on Nancy Reagan, Al?
« on: March 08, 2016, 1859 UTC »
Does it have something to do with your specious claim on the GE "Home of The Future" in Pacific Palisades?

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Huh? / Man the boats, Mr. Fansome!
« on: March 06, 2016, 1915 UTC »
Great numbers of Omura whales discovered off of Madagascar. Big as Greyhound buses! Belinda and Svetlana will never find you there. I'll meet you in Mogadishu. There's always a good crew to be found in Somalia.

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