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Huh? / Re: Simplest Tx

« on: April 13, 2020, 0710 UTC »

"I won't query your remarks any further as you have nothing useful to add."

I tried to say that in fewer words but my post got moved.

https://www.hfunderground.com/board/index.php/topic,65499.0.html

I suspect all of the three Bunny boy's had Chris pretty busy Saturday night and into Sunday? They But being left out of the Bunny games is fine by me. They can all go up to Belfast,NY and argue which set of pumps go matches with those coveralls they found at Rural King

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Huh? / Murphy's Wake a wash-out

« on: April 12, 2020, 0240 UTC »

"The Faux Friend's of The "Murfo-Bunny Of Norfolk, VA." apparentely  had a late wake for him today. People told me it went on until their Jersey scooters were almost there fully charged. Round's and round's Murphy's and Guinness' were served before they all put on their fezzes and headed home.

In other announcements, A cat found it's way home.

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Huh? / Re: Any Elecraft KX3 owners?

« on: March 20, 2020, 2133 UTC »

Useless? Al's nor useless. Why he'll warm up any camp you're lucky enough to find with his buck dancing alone. He's got calves the size of soft balls according to some politicians and has keys built in to his clogs.

94

Huh? / Al, you being our expert...

« on: March 16, 2020, 0355 UTC »

on penguins,I have question for you. Do penguins have knees?

95

Huh? / Al, is your Stingray ready to roll for...

« on: February 09, 2020, 0445 UTC »

"Bike Week" in Daytona next month?

96

Huh? / Al, look up, opportunity abounds!

« on: January 23, 2020, 0002 UTC »

Iguana's are dropping from trees in the Shady Acres region like 737's from the sky. You could add them as an item to your "Catfish On A Stick" wagons.

BTW, have you seen Belinda? Manatee's are gathering in Tampa Bay for a suicidal beaching. Oh, the huge manatees and waste of blubber!

97

Huh? / Hey Al

« on: January 13, 2020, 2211 UTC »

what's your latest 40 time? A big church and roughly 40 yards from the altar to the door. I'm wondering what size shot to use when you try to bolt from doing right by the young lady? I don't want to kill you, just slow you up. Once the Sonny Drysdale of CalTech, always the Sonny Drysdale of CalTech.

BTW, you may get the searing sensation of brain bubbles very soon. Don't concern yourself, it's just large can of green beans, Blue Lake, bouncing off your noggin to make you see reason and stars. Let me know if you see Al Jolson?

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Huh? / Al, how are we set on drone blinds?

« on: January 03, 2020, 1018 UTC »

I say we go out to Colorado and knock down a few of these mystery drones. A few dead eyed He-Men like ourselves firing .30-06's in volleys should take down dozens of the slow moving things in a couple of hours. I bet whatever is piloting the things tastes just like chicken.

America is lucky we're on it's side.

99

Huh? / Happy birthday, Al!

« on: December 25, 2019, 0827 UTC »

Some fat guy named Herod and his three wise guys stopped by the garage looking for you. I told them you were in Vegas with Frank, Dino, and Sammy. They were confused about Vegas, but when I told them it was a holy city in the desert, those plug ugly's went flying out of here like they knew where it was?

They gave me 30 pieces of silver. Do you want half? It's gotta be worth more than Bitcoin.

100

Huh? / Bounty on burros in Death Valley?

« on: October 17, 2019, 1120 UTC »

I heard it on the radio about a half-hour ago. Al, you need to get out there. The government is trying to get rid of your relatives and paying hunters big bucks to do it. Don't they remember how your relatives hauled tons of borax, large groups of you to a wagon to get that stuff out of that hole on the path past Ronnie Reagan's "House of Tomorrow"? Don't they have any respect for those poor donkeys and the greatest soap ever made, "20 Mule Team Borax Soap". You could use it in the tub, in the dishwasher, as a rust remover, and just about anything else you could think of.

Sure, it removed the first two or three layers of skin, but that's how you knew you were clean and good for another two or three  months between baths. Get out there and stop the burrocide before it's too late!

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Huh? / Amelia Earhardt not found again.

« on: October 14, 2019, 2242 UTC »

The knotheads always look in the wrong place, she lives two doors down from Al in Shady Acres. She keeps and raises attack penguins for that very reason.

102

Huh? / Motorcycle movie from the late 70's...

« on: October 04, 2019, 2100 UTC »

Good God, there were so many Pinto's on the road I'm surprised the entire country didn't go up in flames? If only the Soviets had known, they would have stopped the arms race and found a way to make them all go off at rush hour.

103

Huh? / Anyone seen the Great Penguini?

« on: September 19, 2019, 1427 UTC »

Or did his Cray supercomputer programmed for obits fry from all of last weeks celeb deaths?

104

Huh? / Al, get down to Martin County. Belinda is swimming around...

« on: September 06, 2019, 2224 UTC »

in peoples yards, scaring the kiddies. She looks awful, not plucking her upper lip in weeks and bloated like a beached whale. Isn't it bad enough those people had to face down a Cat 5 hurricane, to wake up to a hairy, hungry, killer manatee in their back yard?

Personally, I'd unleash the gators on her if I lived there. Control your spouse or see her turned into gator chow is the real man's motto. Shape up!

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General Radio Discussion / Has anyone heard from our member Terry in Pt. St. Lucie, Fl.?

« on: September 02, 2019, 1955 UTC »

I've got an ex a few miles south of him who never evacuates due to storms. She called early yesterday to say she was mounting her broom and getting out, an ominous sign. Have any of you heard from Terry recently?

Thanks in advance!